Why everything is better on the big screen..
.. and why your life sucks.
Movies almost always have a happy ending.
Regardless of plot-twists, if your life ends.. it's probably not a good thing.
Beautiful girls and guys running in slow motion.
Stupid dickheads who walk really slow when you're in a hurry.
The hard work the hero makes to get to the top.
The moment you realise that hard work is called 'hard' work for a reason.
Magic is real.
There's crazy people who believe in magic.
Great soundtrack to every pivotal moment in the plot.
Idiots who turn their terrible music up on their phones on trains.
Your best friend is Owen Wilson.
You punch your best friend's nose to make it resemble Owen Wilson's.
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